Tonight's conversation:
Eli (sounding stern, padding into my room in his pj's): Mommy.
Me: Yes, sweetheart.
Eli: Mommy, I am almost out of soap in my bathroom.
Me: Okay. I'll fill it later.
Eli (pointing a little scolding finger at me, with wrinkled brow): Yes. You do that. As soon as you finish getting ready for bed. Fill my soap so that I can have clean hands, Mommy. Fill my soap. Don't forget. (pads back out of room)
Me, to Kevin: I think I just got schooled by a three-year-old.